The lazy attitude and lack of skill of today's art thieves is slowly lowering my opinion of even the worst of our generation of people. There was a time when men had to bring crowbars and knives and dodge guards in the dark to get to the big prize in the middle- where has that spirit gone?
So I've decided to make a review of a recent case of art thievery in the hopes that it will improve work quality for this terrible group of homo-sapiens.
Without further ado, I present to you:
All thieves need some degree of common sense, no? Then what is with the explicit self crediting? Discretion, you imbeciles, discretion is your friend when it comes to any kind of thievery!
"Yes, me. Yes I drew this"
-every legitimate artist ever in the eyes of sniperchamp2232
Next we shall move on to the work itself- from which the signature is still clearly visible!
I remember a time when thieves were much more hard working, when they would use colour changing tools and Photoshop and even MS Paint to remove the sacred mark! Even a basic tool which comes with almost all modern day mobile devices- the crop tool!
But no, says sniperchamp2232, I will destroy this picture! Reduce it to a measly size of 262x192 pixels, and make it a filthy JPEG too!
Remember, you filthy swamp slugs, your stolen work must be in a presentable condition- so you can be proud, and boost your insecure inner self so you may finally sleep at night, having convinced yourself of a lie of your own worth!
(to be fair the original was a jpeg too but that was before mobile devices could upload pngs)
Once again we see a failure's dense actions, where he responded to the comment "Why is it so tiny?" with "i forgot to make it bigger".
Surely they believed him, but his response could have been much improved!
Since thieves are pretending anyway, why not feign intelligence and charisma too? Remember to add your capital letters, and don't forget to add a winky face ;D - to cover the gaping hole of your soulless, compassionless and unempathetic rotten core.
Also, Christ. Steal something worth stealing at least. That piece was from like, forever ago. And now you made me bring it back.
Okay seriously though all jokes aside- this stuff isn't cool but I thought this one particular case was pretty funny xD
I was planning on complimenting the picture, becoming his friend. Destroying him when the time was right as long as he didn't realise. Sadly my plans were overthrown by people that are much nicer than me 😂😂
So yeah. I don't like bullying, I don't like fighting fire with fire, but... This guy deserves to be punished for his incompetence more than his thievery xD
And of course shout out to the lovely people
that took the time and effort to message all of the original artists and inform them of this travesty- props to you guys! You're the best! Go give these guys some love if you have the time to spare <3
Also second shout out to
for introducing me to the insult 'twat waffle'- might be my new favourite kinda none-explicit insult for some time to come.